Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
(via hottie-kevin)
I am currently at Starbucks trying to find scholarships for school because I’m poor but there’s a cute worker here and I am forcing myself to believe that we have an unspoken connection due to how many time we have glanced at each other. This is the most romantic interaction I’ve had with any boy for over a year. That’s it. I can’t let this one be lost. The wedding is in August and everyone here is invited!!
(via jimmwhy)
- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
